Posted by Franklin
Thanksgiving and Christmas are filled with humans who think they are soooo funny - they've always got the:
now, wouldn't you look good on the table for the holidays, or
you're so big, you could feed several families.
I'm not gonna be food for any dang body.
Besides, those two tubby humans that I live with, you can tell by looking at 'em, thay haven't missed any meals.
Anyway, I've got a lot of responsibilities:
to supervise the poultry lot
be a Daddy to my three little ones - Benji, Annie, and Ally
and take care of their Mama's - Franny and Sally.
So, take your:
isn't he a BIG one (wide-eyed while drooling)
and go stuff yourself!
