Everybody got to partake in the watermelon
While Mike was working on the barn today,
I was babysitting the bucks, and eating artichokes
Mama was from California, so that's how I got on to eating artichokes, Daddy's North Carolina family didn't eat no stinking artichokes. Anyway, some dip 'em in butter but Mama ate hers with mayonnaise. Mama and Daddy have passed but I was remembering them today. Daddy served in the Korean War and I'd hate for him to know that North Korea has been shooting missiles. Daddy was stationed in San Francisco for a while and that's how he and Mama met. I'd hate for Mama to know how much I spent for these artichokes.
What the ----? I want you to look, Gertie's in my mayonnaise.
We don't have the bucks pasture fenced yet so we let 'em run around sometimes, but they stay close by.
SugarPop, forget it, the mayonnaise is all gone.